Osama Bin laden has been hiding a secret, one he has been ashamed of for years, which accounts for his hiding in caves, 7-11 stores from Detroit To Miami, and in plain site most of the time. His teacher, Sister Marita Obdella Mosoffa, said he always was a dick head, a little pecker from the word go, a real prick, and I mean that in the nicest way she said from behind her veil.

Osama angry because he was denied plastic surgery, was rumored to hate US doctors, and others, which accounts for his fits of rage.

Mosoffa says, “The pecker head is just misunderstood.”

Military Intelligence, (ironic we know) says while he has a huge cock head, he has no balls.”